The good news: my presentation was neither too long nor too short for the time allotted.
They gave me a Starbucks Gift Card for showing up.
The bad news: only three students came to my presentation.
More good news: one of the three students talked about how I am her new favorite thing/person. There is something really sweet and inspiring about being the object of a teenager’s fleeting affection. Especially when it’s the hero/admiration kind.